Sunday, November 3, 2013

Top 10 Reasons Internet People Do Top 10 Lists

Well, what do you know? I’ve reached an impressive 500 hits since I started! And only 497 of them are me obsessively hitting refresh! Everyone on the internet does top ten lists because they can and now I will do the same. Today we fight with convention!

10.  It’s the internet, the place where things are organized in the order of importance all the time. You know, like High School.

9.  “My friends told me I was funny; let’s see if I can throw 10 witty comments together!”

8.  Some people decided they needed to do hours of “research” to rank the top busts of the stars.

6.  Dammit Letterman.

5.  To drum up discussion! Please tell me how much you hate my opinion in the comments below so I won’t read them to prove once and for all I am literally above you!

4.  “I know no one knows what this is but I think the world needs to know all about it.”

3.  “I’ve got writer’s block and can’t think of anything relevant to paper. I know, I’ll make as specific a top ten as I can!”

2.  Adding a “controversial” item in the top five. I’m a unique snowflake that has had different experiences than you and love this because I grew up with it!

1.  Because they get more views than anything else. Youtube is a prime example, click on any personality’s profile and check what consistently gets the most views. These top ten’s make a person’s rent. And Chrono Trigger.


I hope you enjoyed the top ten garbage I threw up there! I really care about what you think about the blog where I post my opinions! That was actually kinda fun…

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